Twitter Takeover

Enough fun and games. Enough of the hoopla. No more laughing and joking around. No more prancing around in women’s undergarments with a feather duster reciting lines from A League of Their Own.

It’s been brought to my attention that we are having too much fun here on the Twitter Takeover.

Wait…. what?

Let’s Get Serious

Not only am I swimming in waves of debt that would make Kelly Slater cream his wetsuit, struggling with alcoholism, and trying to remember if my daughter likes mayonnaise on her ham sandwiches or not (She does actually. Sometimes I wonder if she is really my kid.), but now I have to deal with clowns making comments that my weekly NBA/entertainment post is too…. entertaining?

Really?

In this person’s defense, I know we are all a little bitter we still don’t have our NBA back yet. That being said, Shatter the Glass still brings intriguing articles about the sport of basketball that have not been duplicated by the likes of anybody. Basketball has been a major sport for years but we are pioneers in how we deliver the goods. :KSHUCK: Attention all Shatter the Glass readers. Friday’s are considered Twitter Day. That’s why the Twitter Takeover is released every Friday. This post is to bring the lighter side of the basketball world by way of one of the most influential networking mediums. If you don’t like to laugh, don’t read the website on Friday’s.

I guess life moves on, and hopefully the NBA and the Player’s Association can start working some things out. We would really like the NBA back now guys. In the meantime, some players aren’t letting the hard times dismantle organized basketball.

I have to give major props to Jared Dudley and the people putting together this league. Not only are they keeping the basketball spirit alive but they are also helping out those in need. (I should be a spokesperson for something.)

But all this NBA/other-than-NBA basketball business is getting very confusing.

And now even the players are getting confused. Thanks a lot cable TV!

I’m pretty certain we don’t have to worry about Kevin Love leaving the game of basketball anytime soon. At least not for the likes of baseball. But that’s not to say he, among other players, won’t hop the big pond and play on the other side of the world.

But, in the meantime, we can all laugh with LeBron James while he makes light of his receding hairline. (Just don’t tell Jersey Dave. He hates laughter.)

#5 Oh Lord! Kardashians and the NBA. It never gets old. It’s comedy writer’s gold. Just ask Mr. Darren Rovell, and follow him here.

#4 My Editor-in-Chief sent me this Tweet in my email. I said I didn’t get it. He says, “Me neither really, I just think it’s funny to picture Shaq eating cupcakes.” Touche. Either way, thanks Tas Melas. Folks, follow him.

#3 I got nothing on this one. This Tweet has the setup and the punchline. I’m out. Just don’t forget to follow Darren.

#2 Hey guys, do you remember Jeff Green? I didn’t either. I had to look him up. Zach Lowe didn’t have to look him up. Follow him to see what else he knows.

#1 Your favorite secret agent still has a small amount of respect for the fairer sex, maybe. Follow Gilbert Arenas to relish in it all.